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Old Apr 06, 2006, 01:43 AM // 01:43   #3321
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*Collapses on table*
You...shot me.....EEyargh
*clone thor comes in*
*looks at pwned pointing dual magnums*
O....K...i'll BrB
*comes back in 5 minutes*
*Takes out an M249 (i play cs :P) and makes some people unhappy.*
You die now! Diddy Mao!
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 01:48 AM // 01:48   #3322
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*dives behind bar, sips beer, stands up fills clone full of holes, sits down, sips beer*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 01:52 AM // 01:52   #3323
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*Clone gets up*
ZOMFG I Hayte You! N0bo!
*Picks up his leg and a peice of his face*
I'll be back....Prob...probably
*whisper* note to self: will need more guns
*b4 clone leaves, takes a beer with him*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 01:57 AM // 01:57   #3324
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*stays behind bar for a sec, runs out bobby traps all entrances, runs back behind bar, reloads .44 Magnums, loads up RPG, M16, and checks gernades, sips beer*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 02:00 AM // 02:00   #3325
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*comes back, dual wielding a m60 machine gun and an m4a1 with grenade launcher attachment*
*pulls a rambo*
*doesnt realize he's at the wrong bar and shot up some gay night club downtown*
.....Cabbage..
*gets on his chopper, and goes to the right bar*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 02:17 AM // 02:17   #3326
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*hears chopper coming, hits it with the rpg, sips beer*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #3327
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*sees that there are no takers to hit zakk the human pinata*

*grabs a bat and smacks zakk in the head 12 times*

*grabs mop and cleans up the mess*

*throws body out the window*

*points*

*laughs at thor*

*throws pwned another grenade for his rpg*

*"Toss me a beer would ya, since youre behind the bar anyway!?!"*

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Old Apr 06, 2006, 02:50 AM // 02:50   #3328
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"thanks Doc, heres your beer" *catches gernade, adds to arsenal, tosses doc a beer, sips beer*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 04:06 AM // 04:06   #3329
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*sips vodka...
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 04:26 AM // 04:26   #3330
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*sips beer*

*joins pwned behind the bar*

*pulls out upgraded gravity gun from half-life2*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 04:29 AM // 04:29   #3331
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*glugs vodka* *sits down* *makes fortress* hehehe
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 04:50 AM // 04:50   #3332
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*sips strawberry juice...mmm ..refreshin
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 06:42 AM // 06:42   #3333
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*Chops celery*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 07:32 AM // 07:32   #3334
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*eats some of the chopped celery*
*drinks some orange-juice*
refreshing!!
*throws a KARMA bomb on the bar*
*sits down and drinks some coffee*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 07:53 AM // 07:53   #3335
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*sighs
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 08:07 AM // 08:07   #3336
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*wakes up*
*smells sizzling*
"Alright, who poured water on me? I was having fun burning and setting other people alight and - "
*goes berserk*
*grabs an axe off the wall*
*chops off the heads off I Pwnd U, FeuerFrei, The undead Mesmer, nightrunner, {IceFire}, Doc Holliday and ...Zakk... *
*runs into the bathroom, holds axe ready hiding behind a corner*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 09:09 AM // 09:09   #3337
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*puts his head back on his body*
*goes to the bathroom to take a pee*
*gets his head chopped off again by symeon*
*finds his head*
*sits down and drinks some coffee*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 11:45 AM // 11:45   #3338
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*finds head
*puts it back
*whips out a shotgun and blows king symeon's head off his shoulders
*takes king symeon's axe
*continues choppin ppls heads
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 12:13 PM // 12:13   #3339
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*puts head back on after finding it, gives Doc his head back, grabs my dual .44 Magnums, goes with FeuerFrei, contuines to fill King Symeon's body full of AP Bullets, laughs as FeuerFrei beats the living crap out of Zakk, goes behind bar, sips beer*
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Old Apr 06, 2006, 12:45 PM // 12:45   #3340
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*sits down next to Pwnd*
*drinks some coffee*
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